Quirky Barter Fan Gifts

Man asking prositute 'What do I get for �8 and two used Jane Fonda videos?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Open House of Horrors

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Antler Buzzers.

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

The water desk

Old-fashioned computer

"We're out of flowers."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'Mr. Pennrose isn't so bad...when he gives someone a pink slip, he always draws a smiley face on it.'

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

101 uses of a dead cat: toilet brush