Animal Barter Fan Gifts

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Cat and mouse

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Mating rituals

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'