Empathy Exchangers T-Shirts

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Can't even hold signs well.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

World Hunger Conference.

"What a sad species humans are!"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

Couple

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Bring your problems to work day.

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'How many are just staying together for the kids? Ok, that's good, very good.'

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

"This is the time of year when you begin to appreciate the 'Time's' fuller coverage."

A psychic mows the lawn.

Unhappy clown.

Come back in, no one will laugh at you.

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"