Empathy Exchangers Pillows

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Can't even hold signs well.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

World Hunger Conference.

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Couple

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Bring your problems to work day.

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

A psychic mows the lawn.

Come back in, no one will laugh at you.

Unhappy clown.

'How many are just staying together for the kids? Ok, that's good, very good.'

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"This is the time of year when you begin to appreciate the 'Time's' fuller coverage."

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."