Empathy Envoy Pillows

Omran Daqneesh watches TV

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Can't even hold signs well.

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

The Female Brain and The Other One

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Couple

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Bring your problems to work day.

Richard and Wendy Kozier, of Saddle River, New Jersey, with U.N. Peacekeeping Contingent

'How many are just staying together for the kids? Ok, that's good, very good.'

"This is the time of year when you begin to appreciate the 'Time's' fuller coverage."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

Unhappy clown.

A psychic mows the lawn.

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"