Pocket Enthusiast Gifts

"It was easy switching to a smaller purse. I bought John a jacket with larger pockets."

Greg, we need to talk about your out-of-pocket expenses .....

You have a photo album on your phone? Yeah, but most of the pictures are of things in my pocket.

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

The first marsupial.

Search his pockets! Okay, I got 2 hours to spare

The Cargo Business Suit

"Pssst! Interested in women's clothes with actual real pockets?"

"I've changed my mind about multiple fanny packs. I'm going back to cargo shorts."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Hip Pocket Editions

Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.

"I have my very own ATM password."

Kangaroo Pocket

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

'Stop staring at my purse!'

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

'Actually I am having a happy childhood, except, of course, for my unhappy allowance.'

'You don't get an allowance because you don't have any pockets.'

"Uniforms"? Wouldn't that be gilding the lily?

Cargo Kangaroos.

'This is Chris. He's a pocket cartoonist.'

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

"And it has pockets!"