Penny For Your Thoughts Enthusiast Gifts

"Penny for your thoughts, Frank."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

World Hunger Conference.

Human Brain

X-RAY

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

Wilhelm Dilthey

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

ACcountants Lunch

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

'Binge thinker'

"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?"

"Christmas shopping done - the trolley only cost a quid."

"He's come out of retirement!"

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

Policeman Falling Off Bicycle

William James

Stock Market - Ok, you've convinced me - give me one more share.

"Can't you forget you once found sixpence?"

"Ah - in here I can really relax and think..."

"I can't stand women's toe-roots peeping out from their shoes!"

Two men talking about insurance

"How come they don't have mad-cauliflower disease?"

The first straw

Clenched Purse

Gas prices.

'I see you've been abroad again, Mr Pringle!'