Sweets Collection T-Shirts

"We're the only trick-or-treaters on the block. How can you be out of candy?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

A heart shaped cake

'Are you made of sugar?'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Harsh Mellows.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Cake Free Zone

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Vegetarian Birds

Ice Cream Dreams.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Bumble Bee

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!