Wine Distributor T-Shirts

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

true love.

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

Wine of the Day Club

Wine Talking

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Wine: New & Old!!!

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

Fred red read wine has lots of benefits, including longer life!

Wine

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

'Red for me, please.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

The night they invented champagne.

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

Wine: New and Old.