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'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

true love.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

Wine Talking

Wine of the Day Club

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

Fred red read wine has lots of benefits, including longer life!

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'Red for me, please.'

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

Wine: New & Old!!!

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Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

The night they invented champagne.