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Wine Talking

"Well, I always find the cheapest French, Greek and Italian wines for binge drinking."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

true love.

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

Wine of the Day Club

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

Export

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

Wine: New & Old!!!

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Fred red read wine has lots of benefits, including longer life!

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'Red for me, please.'

Wine

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

The night they invented champagne.

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

Wine: New and Old.

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

Exportation and importation in Cuba