Beverage Industry Professional Prints

"Still sparkling"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Scientific Tea.

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

Beer companies merge.

"It'll cut into our profit margin if we encourage them to drink responsibly."

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'

Something Grown Something Shot.

The Corkscrew Thrower

Good duck, bad duck.

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

Ace Doughnut Co.