Beverage Boss Gifts

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

Because of his inability to adapt to an eternity of torment, Jake was eventually kicked out of hell.

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Shaken not stirred

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

National Coffee Day

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Who's the new guy?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."