Beverage Boss T-Shirts

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

The Alpha Seltzer

Shaken not stirred

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

National Coffee Day

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

'Who's the new guy?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.