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'More buzz for the buck.'

"When I said the coffee flowed like a river here at the office, I meant it literally."

"You need to cut down on the caffeine."

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

"He drinks from the cup of a different brewer."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Bottle Distillery

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'You've had enough.'

I bake my own bread.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

My dad makes his own beer.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Bitter End

Tea Snob.