Brew Boss Gifts

'More buzz for the buck.'

"When I said the coffee flowed like a river here at the office, I meant it literally."

"You need to cut down on the caffeine."

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

"He drinks from the cup of a different brewer."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'You've had enough.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

I bake my own bread.

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

My dad makes his own beer.

Bitter End

Tea Snob.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

The Coffee Tattoo

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.