Brew Crew Gifts

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'We'll take it!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

My dad makes his own beer.

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup