Brew Crew Prints

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We'll take it!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

My dad makes his own beer.

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Tea Snob.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'