Brewery Manager Gifts

Anheuser-Busch agrees to US$52 billion sale.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beer Stall

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We'll take it!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Bottle Distillery

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"So much for that vintage!"