Brewery Manager Pillows

Anheuser-Busch agrees to US$52 billion sale.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'We'll take it!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Malty tasking.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"So much for that vintage!"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.