Brewery Pillows

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

Best Before 5th Pint.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Bottle Distillery

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'