Beverage Baron Gifts

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"How are we on bread?"

"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people."

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

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'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

'Sure, I'll come on board for five-hundred times your average worker's wage, plus double that in stock options, and unlimited use of the corporate jet. Also free postage.'

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Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

'I can take your full-bottle order - he only handles splits.'

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

Cut out and keep your own Bar Man.

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

Agricultural Businessman.

"I think my harem is seeing someone else."

'Forty beers please, oh, and if a woman called Beau Peep calls, tell her you never saw us.'

"I feel I have perspective but mostly because I'm tall."

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