Business Barons Gifts

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people."

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"How are we on bread?"

'All those who think change is good, say aye...'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

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'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

"Let's get this straight. You're on a leash. I'm on a retainer."