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"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

"How are we on bread?"

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people."

'All those who think change is good, say aye...'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

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'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."