Bathroom Baron Gifts

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people."

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

Hot Towel Web Service

WC problem.

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

"Renovating your bathroom?"

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"That shampoo was delicious!"

'Sure, I'll come on board for five-hundred times your average worker's wage, plus double that in stock options, and unlimited use of the corporate jet. Also free postage.'

Other men just sing in the bath

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Which one of these things is the soap?

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

"It wasn't until after fifty years of marriage that Mike finally learned the importance of putting the seat down." "Happy anniversary. Now flush."

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

Sign Above Toilet Reads 'In Memory of 'Spike'...'

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'