Bathroom Bard Gifts

"Renovating your bathroom?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Lady of the bath...

"This stool shall pass."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

His & hers towels.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

WC problem.

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

The Rural Bidet...

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

John takes a personivacation.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.