Bathroom Bard Pillows

"Renovating your bathroom?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Lady of the bath...

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

His & hers towels.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

The Rural Bidet...

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

WC problem.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

John takes a personivacation.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"