Bath Time Bard Pillows

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

Lady of the bath...

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'More bubbles!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

I love bathtime.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Admiral in the bath.

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Not now!"

"Renovating your bathroom?"

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"We slipped in the tub."

Bath tube with human feet.

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Centurion in a Shower

"What? You said 'grab a tub toy.'"

Other men just sing in the bath

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

The wrong bath.

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'