Bath Time Bard T-Shirts

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

Lady of the bath...

'More bubbles!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

I love bathtime.

"Not now!"

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Admiral in the bath.

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Renovating your bathroom?"

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"We slipped in the tub."

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Centurion in a Shower

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

"What? You said 'grab a tub toy.'"

Other men just sing in the bath

Bath tube with human feet.

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

Clawfoot Tub

The wrong bath.

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'