Bedtime Bard T-Shirts

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Another win for your boring stories."

'Hey! Can she tell a story or what?'

Lady of the bath...

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Bed Seasons

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'Couldn't he just lie at the foot of the bed like other dogs?'

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"Read it again, Daddy!"

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Toastquest!

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

" ... and then the ugly duckling grew up to be an even uglier duck."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

"Renovating your bathroom?"

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"I slept funny!"

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