Bedtime Bard Mugs

Start their bedtime ritual with a mug that celebrates the bedtime bard’s love of stories and poetry. Perfect for late-night tea or cozy beverages, these mugs inspire peaceful reflection and creative dreaming.

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"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!" mockup

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

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"Another win for your boring stories." mockup

"Another win for your boring stories."

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'Hey! Can she tell a story or what?' mockup

'Hey! Can she tell a story or what?'

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Lady of the bath...

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'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.' mockup

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

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"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up." mockup

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

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"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil." mockup

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

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"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed." mockup

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

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"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'." mockup

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

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'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.' mockup

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

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"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds." mockup

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

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'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.' mockup

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

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"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums." mockup

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

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"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character." mockup

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

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'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.' mockup

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

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"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!" mockup

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

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"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh." mockup

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

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'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.' mockup

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

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"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time." mockup

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

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'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?' mockup

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

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'Couldn't he just lie at the foot of the bed like other dogs?'

'Couldn't he just lie at the foot of the bed like other dogs?' mockup

'Couldn't he just lie at the foot of the bed like other dogs?'

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Toastquest!

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"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it." mockup

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

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"Read it again, Daddy!"

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"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb" mockup

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

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"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?" mockup

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

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'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.' mockup

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

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" ... and then the ugly duckling grew up to be an even uglier duck."

" ... and then the ugly duckling grew up to be an even uglier duck." mockup

" ... and then the ugly duckling grew up to be an even uglier duck."

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'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.' mockup

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

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"Renovating your bathroom?"

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"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first." mockup

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

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"I slept funny!"

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Executive MFA

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'To tweet or not to tweet...'

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'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.' mockup

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

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Bedtime Bard Mugs Collection

Bedtime Bard Pillows

Find cozy pillows that bring poetic charm to their sleep space—perfect for bedtime stories and dreaming in style.

Bedtime Bard Prints

Browse our art prints that celebrate storytelling and poetry—beautiful decor to inspire the bedtime bard’s nightly adventures.

Bedtime Bard T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts designed for the creative soul of the bedtime bard—comfortable and inspiring for relaxing nights and casual mornings.