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Toastquest!

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Lady of the bath...

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Gullib-Os

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

Missing sock

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Bagel problems.

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."