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"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

Lady of the bath...

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'You've had enough.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Out to Scrunch.

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Stress

Toastquest!

The Procrastinatorium.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"It's his creative time."

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

Institute of Lazy Journalism

Lunch break.

'Some of us in the office feel you might be abusing the break room.'

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

'Rumor has it, Beegley, that you don't smoke - you just like to get outside to goof off...'