Bathroom Balladeer Pillows

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

The Rural Bidet...

"Renovating your bathroom?"

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'