Bathroom Banterer Pillows

Dry Your Hands: Keep Going to a Clean Bit.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I need to tinkle."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Shampoo.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

His & hers towels.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Business man sees himself as a shark

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

The Rural Bidet...

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'