Bathroom Banterer Pillows

"This stool shall pass."

Dry Your Hands: Keep Going to a Clean Bit.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I need to tinkle."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Shampoo.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

"I hate my job!"

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

'Having trouble with the shaver?'