Bathroom Banter Aficionado Pillows

Don't move, it's okay - I can see my reflection in your hair

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"This stool shall pass."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

His & hers towels.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

"I hate my job!"

The Rural Bidet...

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."