Bathroom Banter Pillows

A guide to paper-free hand dryers.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"This stool shall pass."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

Dog Restroom

'Not now, Aladdin...'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Sudoku toilet paper