Bathroom Banter Pillows

A guide to paper-free hand dryers.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

Dog Restroom

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"