Bathroom Banter Enthusiast Pillows

Sign on mensroom door: 'No writing instruments allowed'

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

"Our conveniences are species-neutral, sir."

"My mistress doesn't care if I drink out of the toilet as long as I put the toilet seat up."

"I hate the feeling of a cold toilet seat."

Pat's husband didn't understand the concept of putting the seat down.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"This stool shall pass."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Dog Restroom

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'