Bathroom Banter Enthusiast Pillows

Sign on mensroom door: 'No writing instruments allowed'

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

"Our conveniences are species-neutral, sir."

"My mistress doesn't care if I drink out of the toilet as long as I put the toilet seat up."

"I hate the feeling of a cold toilet seat."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

Dog Restroom

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

Dry Hard with a Vengeance