Bathroom Balladeer T-Shirts

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

His & hers towels.

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

The Rural Bidet...

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"Renovating your bathroom?"

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Religious toilets.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'