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Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."