Bathroom Dance Enthusiast Gifts

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

"I need to tinkle."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Shampoo.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"I hate my job!"

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'