Bathroom Battlers Pillows

"I've got two teenage daughters and only one bathroom! This is the only way I can take a shower!"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

fish in a bottle...

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

Heat and Food Poisoning

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

Stadium usher of the month.

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

"Wash and Quo"

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

Dad says to baby, 'If you keep this up you'll go to bed right this second, in a minute.'

"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"It's a mug's game!"

'All clear!'

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

"I'm having a problem with the Ultra-Super Max Plumber's Helper you sold me yesterday."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'We're having a bit of a problem with the drainage in our bathroom. . .How soon can you get somebody out to us?. . .Have you got anything earlier than Tuesday?'

'Oh no. The cat got into the tub too.'

'The plunger had defected to the enemy.'