Bathroom Battle Master Pillows

'Have you been missing the toilet bowl again?'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Kid's at Bath Time.

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Other men just sing in the bath

"Morning Gorgeous!"

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

Woman sees towels with 'Mine' on all of them

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

"I'm having an en-suite put in."

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Mom, you did say it is a bath robe.'

'All clear!'

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

"I'm having a problem with the Ultra-Super Max Plumber's Helper you sold me yesterday."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'We're having a bit of a problem with the drainage in our bathroom. . .How soon can you get somebody out to us?. . .Have you got anything earlier than Tuesday?'