Bathroom Gamer Pillows

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I need to tinkle."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Fly fishing.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

Caveman bathroom

St Bernard Toilet Holder

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour