Bathroom Gamer Pillows

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I need to tinkle."

"This stool shall pass."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Fly fishing.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Caveman bathroom

Confessional bathroom

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

'This stool softner should do the trick.'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature