Bathroom Battle Enthusiast Pillows

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"I need to tinkle."

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

WC problem.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

Man in Bath

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

Caveman bathroom

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

"Uh, I was drinking that."