Bathroom Battlers Prints

"I've got two teenage daughters and only one bathroom! This is the only way I can take a shower!"

"This stool shall pass."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

fish in a bottle...

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

Heat and Food Poisoning

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

Stadium usher of the month.

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

"Wash and Quo"

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"It's a mug's game!"

"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."

Dad says to baby, 'If you keep this up you'll go to bed right this second, in a minute.'

'The snake and plunger didn't work, so I'm going in...'

'All clear!'

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

"I'm having a problem with the Ultra-Super Max Plumber's Helper you sold me yesterday."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'We're having a bit of a problem with the drainage in our bathroom. . .How soon can you get somebody out to us?. . .Have you got anything earlier than Tuesday?'

'Oh no. The cat got into the tub too.'