Bath Time Battlers Prints

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Admiral in the bath.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Duck in a bathtub

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"We slipped in the tub."

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

Bath tube with human feet.

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Heat and Food Poisoning

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

Bird Bath.

Dad says to baby, 'If you keep this up you'll go to bed right this second, in a minute.'

"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."

"Land ahoy!"

Working from home

'Desmond, there's something in the bath!'