Bubble Bath Bard Gifts

Other men just sing in the bath

Club Antisocial

Lady of the bath...

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Bathing the dog

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Woman in a bathtub.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Bathing.

"Renovating your bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

How to recover from a bad day

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"He looks so relaxed."

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

How to recover from a bad day

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

A dog pulling a bubble bath on wheels. A woman reads in the bath

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...