Bathroom Wit Gifts

'Ralph, the toilet is overflowing.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"This stool shall pass."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"The blow drier is broken."

WC problem.

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Twenty Blades Razor

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Dog Restroom

"Renovating your bathroom?"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Junior's Towel

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Prehistoric Graffito

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

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