Bathroom Antics Gifts

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

Sudoku toilet paper

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Caveman bathroom

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'