Bathroom Antics Gifts

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Sudoku toilet paper

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'