Bathroom Fun Gifts

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Fly fishing.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

Dog Restroom

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."